Shaq Attack!: Shaquille O’Neal’s 5 Scariest Moments
Fe! Fi! Fo! Fum! Don’t make Shaq dunk your head in your ass, son!
If there were a Guinness record given to the world’s largest lethal weapon, it would definitely go to 7′1″, 325-lb. Phoenix Suns center Shaquille O’Neal. The Diesel is a funny, generally amiable dude, but sometimes he simply can’t help squashing the little Smurf people who scurry about his ankles. (And when he’s actually pissed off at them? Well, let’s just say the Big Aristotle doesn’t lash out with oversized philosophy.)
Sunday, during a game against the Detroit Pistons, Shaq was ejected for an assassination attempt flagrant foul on 6′5″, 205-lb. guard Rodney Stuckey while he was flying to the hoop. Shaq insisted that it was not a dirty play, just an honest attempt to block a lay-up, which only further proves the point that he’s one gigantic, scary mufucka. Read on for the five memorable moments when the Diesel Shaqqed that ass up. And, no, we’re not even going to waste a moment on Shaq rapping about the taste of his ass.
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Miguel November 17, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Shaq is wild
DeShawn Stevenson November 17, 2008 at 4:44 pm
…wild homo
O.J. November 19, 2008 at 1:20 pm
buttsecks?
Chuckster November 20, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Meh. You missed his punch at Barkley’s face which missed by a little bit, but to see Barkley’s eyes get wide as grapefruits when he sees it coming is priceless. That should have been #1.
yo! November 20, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Shaq didn’t do nothin’!
He simply moved over and his own teammate and Parker just bounced off his chest.