Super Two’s Day: Jessica Simpson

Big news, Cowboys fans! Your boy Tony Romo is back in the pocket on Sunday after hurting his pinky. Aw. Since we’re all about the Giants over here in NYC, we only see one upside to this turn of events: the camera cut-aways to Jessica Simpson’s rack. While we can’t stand her style, beliefs, face, smile, commentary, acne commercials, manly jaw or intelligence, we can definitely handle sound-free closeups of her in the VIP booth.

There’s something else we can handle, and that’s photos of what InTouch Magazine called “Hollywood’s Greatest Rack.” Take a break from whatever it is that you’re doing and check out the breast moments in Jessica Simpson’s recent history…

[Click on any set of boobs to see the full image]

#5: DRUNK AT MARC JACOBS’s PARTY IN NYC, September 2008:

#4: IN ESQUIRE MAGAZINE, May 2008

#3: AT THE MET FOR THE COSTUME INSTITUTE GALA, May 2008

#2: PUSSYCAT LOUNGE 2ND ANNIVERSARY IN VEGAS, May 2007

#1: “I CAN’T FEEL MY SHIRT”: Out and about in Los Angeles, April 2007