Athletes Who Exposed Their Ignorance On The Internet

7TH FLOOR CREW

• WHO: Former University of Miami football players
• OFFENSE: Recording (and later posting) an eponymous nine-minute sex rap set to Aaliyah’s “If Your Girl Only Knew.”
• APOLOGY: None to date. Though somebody owes the rap gods an explanation for rhyming “I’m gonna make these hoes choke/On my balls/On my dick/Then I bust a nut quick.”
• PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME?: A little outrage from bored sports columnists. *Yawn*