Athletes Who Exposed Their Ignorance On The Internet
CHRIS COOLEY

• WHO: Washington Redskins tight end
• OFFENSE: Posting a picture (that DeadSpin exposed) of Washington’s playbook, which isn’t so bad, except that he took the picture himself, nude, with the book in his lap (i.e. you could see his dick in the photo).
• APOLOGY: “We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday.” Now that’s a straight, er, shooter.
• PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME?: The only real punishment Chris received was having his lil’ fullback published online for the world to see. Then again, he gets to show his lil’ blocker to his wife, so things aren’t all bad for him.




