5 Ways For Sarah Palin To Kill Time Before 2012

News flash: the economy sucks. And as hard as it is to get by on the blue collar wages we get working the internets, we’re sure it’s even rougher out there for the unemployed.

Which is the fate that’s befallen our homegirl Sarah Palin this morning. Yeah, technically she’s still governor of Alaska, but really, how hard can that be? So until she fires up her 2012 presidential bid, Ess to the Pee’s gotta find a day job. And as the ever-helpful foot soldiers for the less fortunate that we are, Complex has five ideas for things she can do with her downtime…

JOIN A JAZZ BAND

Sure, SP’s about as jazzy as she is classy, but she’s a mean flutist. And, as you can see in this clip, she can play the flute pretty well too.

JOIN THE ARMY

Sarah got hammered in the campaign for her lack of foreign policy experience. The best way to turn that around? Pick up a gun and shoot some terrorists!

GIVE TOURS OF RUSSIA

Everybody wants to work from home, right?

FILM A PORNO

a) She’s hot. b) Hustler’s already got “Who’s Nailin’ Palin,” but just in case Sarah wants to go gonzo herself, here are a few words that rhyme with “Palin”: bailin,’ hailin,’ flailin,’ grailin,’ wailin,’ impalin.’ c) She definitely tried to fuck us so we’d like to see somebody return the favor.

CRAWL UNDER A ROCK AND HIDE

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