Wifey Or Trifey: Sarah Palin

WIFEY?
Turns out homegirl’s a viking of some sort. Which, by default, makes her strictly wifey material. Seriously, you try telling a viking you want to cum on her face.

TRIFEY?
Turns out the GOP’s veep-to-be has a history of wearing t-shirts with pseudo-ironic, pseudo-self-deprecating slogans printed on them. And as any aficionado of the trife life can tell you, if she’s wearing streetwear, she’s a trifey.