How To Pick Up Female Voters On Election Day

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• How to identify her: She's wearing a signed, limited edition Shepard Fairey Obama “Hope” tee
• What to wear: A limited edition tee that replaces Che’s face with Obama’s
• Talking points: How good-looking and well-spoken Obama is; celebrities who’ve endorsed Obama; how you were one of the first people to see will.i.am’s “Yes, We Can” video; surface politics (whatever you do, don’t cock block yourself talking about the details of Obama’s or McCain’s campaign)
• Where to take her: Wherever the tide of popular opinion takes you (probably to an election party at a hipster bar)