How To Pick Up Female Voters On Election Day

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• How to identify her: She's texting friends while watching episodes of The Hills on her iPod and flipping through US Weekly
• What to wear: Whatever Zac Efron wears in High School Musical 3
• Talking points: Which celebs had the best and the worst beach bods this summer; who Lauren Conrad is dating; which politician has the best wardrobe
• Where to take her: To the movies to watch Madagascar 2, then to your place for a couple hours of mindless Wii games and mindless sex (really, anywhere she won't be confronted by serious social issues works)