How To Pick Up Female Voters On Election Day

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• How to identify her: She's blowing her nose with $100 bills
• What to wear: A Gordon Gecko power suit or, if you want to get wild and casual, starched khakis with a blazer, dress socks, penny loafers, a dress shirt and tie (slightly loosened!)
• Talking points: The recession myth; how wages for housecleaners and other servants have taken a marvelous dip; the best off-shore banks/vacation destinations
• Where to take her: A gated community (perfect for white collar prisoner role play)