Zack and Miri Make A…Romantic Comedy?

Elizabeth Banks always dreamed she’d one day get to nail a stud like Seth Rogen on camera.

When Ayo! Scott heard that Clerks director Kevin Smith’s new film was titled Zack and Miri Make a Porno, he exclaimed, “Finally! It’s about time that New Jersey devil made a movie with some substance (that substance being loads and loads of spunk splattered on teenage runaways like Pollack paintings)!” Sadly, Smith made a real romantic comedy with only specks of masturbation fodder. But on the other hand, it’s nutrageously hilarious…

Broke and in need of rent money, unaccomplished friends and roommates Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) decide to make a porno. Zack’s co-worker at a Starbucks-esque coffee shop, unhappy husband Delaney (Craig Robinson, showing almost no signs of meth use), agrees to bankroll the film and it’s on like Donkey Kong (dong). The trio assemble a cast that includes real-life porn stars Katie Morgan and Traci Lords, as well as Jason Mewes (Jay of Jay and Silent Bob'Silent Bob makes no cameos, as we all know fuck flicks require full-throated bobs). Of course, while shooting during off-hours at the coffee shop, Zack and Miri discover they have feelings for each other (not the kind that are dulled by prophylactics, mind you). Will emotions ruin a perfectly good porno?

Though Ayo! could always use more hardcore sex, Zack and Miri strikes a nice balance between genitals and heart, which is great, because without heart, what they hell is gonna pump all that blood into a meaty cock? Throw a hand down your pants and check out the trailer to see if it arouses your curiosity.