Who’s The Hottest Real World Challenge Girl?

We’re not ashamed to admit that we enjoy MTV reality shows every now and then, as long as they involve hot chicks. They might have abandoned music, but if there’s one thing the network still knows, it’s how to throw dimes in our faces with shows like The Hills, and today’s topic of discussion, The Real World Challenge.
If you haven’t been following this season of The Challenge, past Real World/Road Rulers are stuck on an island with little food, and amenities like shitty showers and scarce toilet paper supply. The only thing that’s abundant? The roster of hotties that populate the island. Drunken hook-ups, free-spirited boning, and enough fake twos crackalactatin’ to make Coco feel inadequate are constants on the show. With the season finale airing tonight at 10 p.m, we wanted to showcase all the eye-candy and see who you think the hottest chick in the game is. Browse ‘em and vote below…
COLIE

What You Should Know About Her: On this challenge she’s calmed down, but during her regular season of Real World Denver, she said “For President Bill Clinton, oral sex is not sex, and I take all of my sexual advice from Bill Clinton.” Coincidence her mouth is open in this pic? We think not.
JOHANNA

What You Should Know About Her: She hasn’t proved herself during physical challenges, but has managed to stick around because she’s boning one of the head-honcho’s on the island, Kenny. She’s been accused of f’ing her way to the top, and for the most part, seems okay with it. Classy.
ASHLI

What You Should Know About Her: She’s been relatively tame this challenge, but during her stint on The Real World Sydney, she threatened to snitch on a dude who used her as a jump off to his girlfriend. Sammy The Bull-ass trifey.
PAULA

What You Should Know About Her: This former anorexic girl is a YES women. She does whatever the guys of the island say to stick around. Self-esteem issues are never something to play around with, but now that she got fake twos, we’re thinking she’s DTF. Plus she’s eating more, and we’re proud of her.
RACHEL

What You Should Know About Her: She’s a full-blown lezzie who has got hotties like Jen (see below) to switch sides on this challenge. Her features are tough, and she may or may not have a Johnson.
TANYA

What You Should Know About Her: She’s always the most hated (word to Jae Millz) on every challenge, and usually ends up going home first in any type of vote-off situation. This an obvious plus if you’re looking to hit-and-quit.
ROBIN

What You Should Know About Her: She cries the most out of any cast member, and is always the front runner for drunken hook-ups which is a yin and yang type deal. Also, from a girth standpoint, she has the best titties on the island.
KELLYANNE

What You Should Know About Her: Since Sydney, she’s got a brand new pair of funbags, and the facial features are on point. Her only downfall is she dated Cohutta, a wannabe cowboy who treats girls great, ruining any type of dick-headism for the rest of us.
JENN

What You Should Know About Her: She’s hooked up with Rachel, and has said that she’s a beautiful person. She isn’t fully lesbian though, so you could use her just so you can run around rapping “My girl got a girlfriend.”
EVELYN

What You Should Know About Her: She doesn’t take shit from any of the guys, and is probably top 3 most athletic on the island (dudes included). If you were always looking for a chick to arm wrestle with, she’s your joint.





JB October 31, 2008 at 12:43 am
I know for fact that Evelyn used to be a dude. She had a sex change. I hope no one voted for her.
Bmorekicks November 2, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Kelly Anne got a phatty…damn u Cohutta!!!