Wifey Or Trifey: Elizabeth Banks

Ordinarily when a woman stars in a widely distributed film with the word “porno” in the title, she automatically achieves trifey status. That’s not the case with versatile actress Elizabeth Banks, who co-stars with Seth Rogen in Kevin Smith’s new romantic comedy Zack And Miri Make A Porno and has been making dirty pervs like us double over with laughter since Wet Hot American Summer.

We know she’s sexy and has a great sense of humor, but does she have enough other positive traits to qualify as a wifey? (Her husband of five years would like to know.) Read on to see the evidence and then vote to determine if Elizabeth Banks is wifey or trifey…

WIFEY?
She graduated magna cum laude from the University of Pennsylvania. Penn is considered the party school of the Ivy League, but we doubt Banks was a drunken freak on campus. She was considered a “goody two-shoes” in her hometown of Pittsfield, Mass., and nominated to be the local “Harvest Queen.” Everything about her says plant seeds.

TRIFEY?
While at Penn, Banks joined the Delta Delta Delta sorority. Ever before the invention of Jungle Juice, 100% of the Tri Delts were graduating magnum cum loudly on my forehead.

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