The 5 Illest G-Rated Cartoon Chicks

At Complex, we love to straddle the line between classy and crass. However, recently we’ve noticed that we have been a little on the crass side. What can we say? We love breasts and bongs.

But let’s not forget: Complex is for the children! Okay, not really, but when we aren’t watching porn and rap videos, we like to think back to more innocent times, when our fantasy girls were brightly-colored cartoon broads. It’s with that in mind that we bring you the illest cartoon chicks ever. And it takes more than just beauty to make a cartoon chic ill'she’s gotta have conviction, smarts and loyalty. We put together our starting five below…

#5: JASMINE

MOVIE: ALADDIN
WHY SHE’S ON POINT: She’s the definition of a rider. The Princess of Agrabah could have had any baller in the entire kingdom, but she chose to go with a lowly street dude that was barely making enough to feed his pet monkey. Even when her father got saltier than McDonald’s mouthwatering fries, she still pushed on. And not only was she a chest champ, she made hammer pants look good.

#4: FA MULAN

MOVIE: MULAN
WHY SHE’S ON POINT: To save her pops from having to enlist in the army, Mulan straps up and takes his place, whoppin’ ass along the way. She’s so G she saves the General’s life. Most guys would be turned off by a woman more powerful than themselves. We on the other hand like a little foul play. Word to DMX

#3: NALA

MOVIE: LION KING
WHY SHE’S ON POINT: When Simba played her and bounced to the jungle to get his mind right with Timon and Pumba, Nala kept it tighter than a McDonald’s Snack Wrap in the event he’d return. You gotta love a chick that holds you down when you go OT.

#2: CRYSTA

MOVIE: FERN GULLY: THE LAST RAINFOREST
WHY SHE’S ON POINT: With the world coming to an end and all, it’s nice to have a girl in your corner that cares about the environment and has the smarts to combat its destruction. Devotion is sexy. Brains are even better.

#1: SALLY CARRERA

MOVIE: CARS
WHY SHE’S ON POINT: ‘Pac said it best, “I don’t want it if it’s that easy.” Despite being hollered at by the hotshot race car Lightning McQueen, Sally, the local attorney (Ms. Independent, holler!), kept her composure, leaving Lightning with blue bolts. She was also one of the sexiest cars on the planet, a pristine Porsche 911.