8 Inanimate Objects Worth Humping
#5: FOOD
Bonus points if you spizzle and actually serve it to somebody.
#6: BICYCLES
You and this Scottish dude both see something you’d like to stroke in this picture.
#7: LAMPPOSTS
An Englishman was busted earlier this year for “allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamppost”. We’re not gonna lie, back in elementary school, there was this one pole in the playground at recess…uh, where were we?
#8: BLOW-UP DOLLS
Yeah, real original, Lars. “Lars and the Real Car Wash Vacuum”? Now that might be worth $10.
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Hard White October 21, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Test tubes, VCRs, and air fucking, my dudes.
YaMomsBackIsColdOnMyStomach October 21, 2008 at 5:21 pm
SMDH…This mothafocka is wearing womans lingerie and is trying to to fucc an exhaust pipe…that shit is more sad than funny
frankieboi92 November 6, 2008 at 6:44 pm
just look at a picture of JESSE JANE if you wanna bust a nut. just saw her on the cover of M.A.Q Magazine and she is SLAMMIN’ http://www.maqmag.com
M1CH34L November 25, 2008 at 9:49 pm
yo just get high till you halucinate and with all your will. imagine your fuckin a bitch ahah
or just jack of high its still good.