8 Inanimate Objects Worth Humping
Ever since women have denied men pussy (a.k.a. “the beginning of time”), we’ve on occasion been forced to find other ways to bust off; for the majority of us, a hand and some lotion is enough (and for our rural friends, the random farm animal). But what to do when you’re sick of jacking off, far from a farm and you really need a nut? Well, you’ve got to get creative, that’s what.
Over the weekend we read the news that a 29-year-old Michigan man was arrested for “receiving dome sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash. A car wash vacuum, huh? Very inventive! We’ll just have to add that to our growing list of inanimate objects that desperate men have sex with.
Click here to see our list of man’s favorite inanimate sex objects…
Hard White October 21, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Test tubes, VCRs, and air fucking, my dudes.
YaMomsBackIsColdOnMyStomach October 21, 2008 at 5:21 pm
SMDH…This mothafocka is wearing womans lingerie and is trying to to fucc an exhaust pipe…that shit is more sad than funny
frankieboi92 November 6, 2008 at 6:44 pm
just look at a picture of JESSE JANE if you wanna bust a nut. just saw her on the cover of M.A.Q Magazine and she is SLAMMIN’ http://www.maqmag.com
M1CH34L November 25, 2008 at 9:49 pm
yo just get high till you halucinate and with all your will. imagine your fuckin a bitch ahah
or just jack of high its still good.