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5 Reasons To Hate Brett Favre
Favre has a Lion in his pocket…
New York Jets QB Brett Favre is a lock for the Hall of Fame. He’s also a world-class dick. While jock-slobbering media types would have you believe the good ol’ boy gunslinger is the perfect teammate, the truth is #4 is only out for self. According to FOX’s Jay Glazer, the former Green Bay star tried to cock block the Packers by revealing offensive secrets to their week two opponent, the lowly Detroit Lions (who still couldn’t win the damn game).
Favre was apparently bitter because the Pack wouldn’t let him come out of retirement and automatically reclaim the starting QB job from Aaron Rodgers, or go to a division rival, where he could try to punish them twice a year for their mistake. Sadly, snitching isn’t Favre’s only offense. Read on for five more reasons why Brett Favre is a dick…
UNETHICAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MEDIA
Most athletes cheat on their wives as quietly as possible with call girls and groupies. Favre prefers to have his balls licked publicly by NFL analysts/announcers/fluffers Peter King and John Madden. Reached for comment, King had this to say of their wholly inappropriate relationship: “Gobble gobble gobble slurp.”
LAYING DOWN FOR A FRIEND
According to the liberal media, Favre is the most competitive player of all time…and yet he took a dive in 2001 so his pal Michael Strahan could break Mark Gastineau’s single-season sack record. For that, he gets another sack'right on his chin.
BEING AN OLD FART
Favre shares secrets with his enemy’s enemy, but what does he give his own teammates in the huddle when they’re looking for guidance and leadership? A big ol’ hi-larious ass-burp. Pfft-thetic.
RAISING THE STEAKS
What’s beef? Brett Favre’s Steakhouse contributing to Wisconsin’s public health problems. Aside from throwing a touchdown pass for the Jets, nothing gives #4 greater pleasure than spotting livers (pronounce “lirves”) with Favre Chardonnay and making sure his old fans sweat cheddar on their deathbeds.
FONDLING GON-ADS
This is what we took from watching Favre’s Wrangler Jeans commercial: He’s comfortable…with keeping a team of young male models chained up in the shed in case he needs to feed his hunger for extremely-soft-touch football. Pats on the ass all around.
jeff ircink October 21, 2008 at 9:23 am
add this to your list: your dick is small. heeeeeeee. loser.
harry November 1, 2009 at 7:17 pm
bigger then your dildo
Chico, CA > Kiln, MS October 21, 2008 at 11:39 am
I grew up in Wisconsin, I am a Packer fan after moving there from CA (49ers/Montana/Young to Packers/Favre not bad) in ‘91. I learned the game from watching the Pack but Brett is not the saint the media sports pundits would have everyone believe (as noted by the blog). He plays the role but has a horrid reputation in public. This is a guy who was best friends with Mark “Statutory Rapist Philanderer” Chmura. My friends who have run into him in the Green Bay and Milwaukee areas have said the guy’s a hall of fame douche. But of course ESPN will have us believe this adds to his “character” and “grittiness.”
Ellen Eustace October 23, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Favre WAS a friend of Chmura, but not anymore. Favre felt he couldn’t stand by him during this scandal. This is most likely because Favre had a teenage daughter at the time (who’s now about 21). He wouldn’t want his daughter meeting up with the likes of him, so he could not live with himself if he stood by Chmura.
Likewise, when Favre went through his problems with Viccodin and needed to go to rehab, Chmura told him to pound sand. This was the split of their friendship.
IlliniPackerMan November 19, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Chmura was acquited. He was guilty of extremely poor judgement though. Interesting that Favre, Chmura and Winters were known as “three amigos” (not to be confused with the wide receiver corp of the same name). Chmura said in the news that only Winters came to support him in court. Favre put him on the pay-me-no-mind-list and wouldn’t call him.
It had nothing to do with Favre’s daughter. This was like eight years ago. Favre’s daughter was like maybe 11-12 at the time.
Where do you get your information Ellen? Favre’s Vicodin problem was in early 1996 prior to the Super Bowl year. Favre and Chmura were as thick as thieves up to the time Favre quit drinking and that was around 2000
JJ May 28, 2009 at 12:14 am
Brett FAAAARVEREADFRE sucks. I used to admire the guy even as a lifelong Cowboy fan but he has really shrunk his fanbase. I hope it was worth it Brett. He went from a respected athlete like Roger Staubach/David Robinson to the likes of Allen Iverson/Terell Owens. Nice life dude…Way to ride off into the sunset.
harry November 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm
100% wrong!!!!!!!!! Favre is one of the most respected athletes of all time so suck it!
harry November 1, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Fuck you he is the best quarter back ever you suck balls who ever published this website and are mad that your team SUCKS!!! Favre rocks
Pete Rock January 2, 2010 at 12:54 am
Favre is a slimeball. In the 90’s Chumura would be in the 5 dollar all you can drink bars picking up drunken college chicks and then doing United Way commercials on the weekend. During that time Favre was popping vicatin and screwing the Miss USA runnerup anchorwoman at channel 32 Appleton while Deanna was at home raising Brett along with their kid. Favre didn’t back up Chewy when he was in court. The only reason Favre quit drinking was Deanna caught him cheating. The Pack would look the other way all the time, and when they stopped looking the other way and called him on his bs reretiring antics – he did what he always does – screw over the people that supported him in the past – can’t wait tell he does that to the Vikings and blames Childress for something after he gave him a chance.
Montanas the best ever – Favre has the same amount of Superbowls as Dilfer