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Super Two’s Day: Audrina Patridge

Don’t say the car’s topless…

Yes, we’ve admitted it before—we fucks with The Hills. Not so much because of the drama, not so much to check in with the resident cock-boys that come and go on the show, but more so for two reasons…Audrina Patridge’s perfectly-filled cellulite titties.

The hottie with the over-bite has been rumored to go through numerous breast enhancement surgeries in the past year or so, and the end result has brought about two sculptured giants that we consider the 8th and 9th wonders of the world. In case you missed it (probably did) AP went skinny-dipping in last night’s episode, and although we couldn’t catch a glimpse of her free-flowing fun bags, we knew we had to pay homage to her best features in this week’s installment of “Super Two’s Day.” Check out Patridge and her best front and center moments below…

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#5 BEING AN HONORARY PUSSYCAT DOLL

#4 ARRIVING AT THE 2008 MTV MOVIE AWARDS

#3 ON THE SET OF HER FORTHCOMING BLOCKBUSTER FILM THE REEF

#2 HOSTING A BOMBAY SAPPHIRE EVENT IN VEGAS

#1 CALL ‘EM THE LEAKERS…NUDE PICS OF AUDRINA HIT THE NET

**BONUS: CLICK THIS PIC TO SEE THE NOW INFAMOUS SKINNY DIPPING EPISODE OF THE HILLS

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