5 Political Pornos We’d Vote For

Lisa Ann as “Serra Paylin” in Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?

Think Sarah Palin is scary? We agree'scary sexy, that is! So of course we’re eagerly awaiting the release of Hustler’s new politico-porno Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? starring VPILF lookalike Lisa Ann. And with the news that shooting had begun this weekend (complete with appearances from Bill Orally, Hilly Clinton and Condi Rice), we got to thinking: What other female politicians would we like to see featured in their own gonzo flick? See our wish list below…

TITLE: “NANCI GETS POLEOSIED”

STARRING : Sasha Grey as Squirter of the House Nancy Poleosi
TAGLINE: “Negotiations go long and hard as Congress’ most-liberal rep meets various heads of state!”

TITLE: “ON THE CAMPAIN TRAIL WITH JANITT REAMO”

STARRING : Belladonna as Asstorney General Janet Reno
TAGLINE: “The nation’s former top cop puts 1000 new cops on the streets'and between her cheeks!”

TITLE: “HILLARY ROD’EM CLIT’IN”

STARRING: Shyla Styles as Hillary Rodham Clinton
TAGLINE: “Fighting for women’s rights'to get fucked by other chicks!”

TITLE: “PUTTING IN WORK WITH ELAINE CHAO”

STARRING: Maria Ozawa as Labor Secretary Elaine Chao
TAGLINE: “The longest-serving member of the Bush Cabinet isn’t afraid of the longest members!”

TITLE: “BETTE SUCKIN’”

STARRING: Jenna Jameson as Ohio’s 13th District Congresswoman Betty Sutton
TAGLINE: “Betty’s eager to know her dickstrict!”