Wifey Or Trifey: Britney Spears6:21 pm | Monday, October 13th, 2008

WIFEY?
Some say Britney shaved her head ’cause she’s a drug addict driven crazy by celebrity, but we just think she understands inner beauty. Besides, her skull is exceptional.

TRIFEY?
A 55-hour annulled Las Vegas marriage and a tumultuous two-year bid with a background dancer she’d known for three months… Nothing says wifey quite like “two-time divorcee.”

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