Wifey Or Trifey: Britney Spears

WIFEY?
There are several hundred million reasons Britney is boo material. OK, she probably can’t cook or give a back rub for shit, but she can totally afford to pay other hot chicks to do that shit for her deadbeat dudes. She had us at cha-ching!

TRIFEY?
Hips, nips and lips? Damn, ma, you’re slippin’.