Wifey Or Trifey: Britney Spears

WIFEY?
She’s royalty! Madonna officially crowned Britney the new Queen of Pop in 2003. There was a ceremony where they passed the scepter orally and everything.

TRIFEY?
Her breakout single, “…Baby One More Time,” was a hit primarily because she dressed like a slutty Catholic school girl in the video and dudes of all ages enjoy looking up plaid skirts. Like school on a Saturday, no class.