5 Reasons We Love Kat Dennings

When Complex screened Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, the new romantic comedy about a recently dumped bassist (Michael Cera) who runs around NYC looking for a secret concert with his ex’s friend (Kat Dennings), it left us with a few thoughts: 1) cool soundtrack; 2) this dude Cera is really going to try to play one character for the rest of his career; 3) we need to go to a rock bar, get piss drunk and tongue Kat down.

We first noticed the 22-year-old actress in Judd Apatow’s 2005 banger The 40-Year-Old Virgin, and she’s only gotten better since. Read on for five reasons we want to pet Kat…

SHE’S CRACKALACTATIN’
The twos are serious, fam. You can even see the veins in ‘em.

SHE GIVES US LIP
So pouty and sad, and yet they bring such joy. Call them DSL’s, dick sucking lips.

SHE’S A WEB MISTRESS
A regular on the Internets, Kat blogs and posts videos on Youtube for the fans. CompleXXXKatLuva has been stalking admiring her work from afar for a minute now.

SHE PALES IN COMPARISON
Hollywood’s fake orange tan really makes her Gothic skin pop, and that is all-white by us!

SHE’S IN VIRGIN TERRITORY
Kat first made us laugh in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, playing Catherine Keener’s daughter, who’s dying to get laid for the first time. Of course, in reality, she’s saving herself for us. Somebody should tell her boyfriend.