5 Actresses Who Might Like The Back Door
By now we’re sure you’ve heard about the cruel hoax rumor perpetrated on the male gender Anne Hathaway this week. Contrary to reports about her affinity for anal sex, Anne did not say that “every woman should try it,” or that it makes her feel “feminine in a very special way.” It was fun while it lasted, folks.
Anyway, once we were done fantasizing about playing Anne some backporch music being outraged at the rumor-mongering in our society today, we got to thinking: there must be some Hollywood hotties who use their service elevators for both business and pleasure. And lo and behold, after examining the public record, we found five who we think might be telling us there’s a key to their back door stashed underneath the flower pot.
Check out the suspected back door enthusiasts here…
I'llbedat October 2, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Wow. I also think you could add to Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes’s reasons for suspicion THE FACT THEY BOTH MARRIED A GAY DUDE.
suckitmarshall October 2, 2008 at 6:16 pm
All time most ignorant post. Round of applause for everyone involved. Brilliant!
DeShawn Stevenson October 2, 2008 at 6:43 pm
my only quibble: Laura Bush is actually hot
suckitmarshall October 2, 2008 at 7:42 pm
^^^
Co-sign. That’s a ryde or die bitch.
whatever October 3, 2008 at 8:28 pm
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. disgusting,gross.
Robert Guillome Jr. October 5, 2008 at 7:55 am
Okay let’s not get crazy now guys. Only gang members like anal.