Wifey Or Trifey: Scarlett Johansson
WIFEY?
Though she’ll push the twos up for a popcorn blockbuster, she’ll also cloak her sexiness in an intelligent indie film. Damn you, artistry!
TRIFEY?
She was a child actor. Is there even the slightest chance she’s not a depraved horse-raping sexual deviant? Neigh, we say.
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pancakes September 29, 2008 at 5:36 pm
them two’s stop TOO much traffic…but i still puts on for them titties. my verdict: trife diesel
David October 1, 2008 at 6:42 am
She’s wifey material but I’m still waiting for that leaked sextape. Scarlett is one of those hollywood chicks that I really like to see in an amateursex tape LOL
P October 10, 2008 at 8:12 pm
I’d wife that hard style.