Wifey Or Trifey: Scarlett Johansson

WIFEY?
Her album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, covers ten Tom Waits songs and features production from Dave Sitek of TV on the Radio and contributions from David Bowie. She knows good music, even if she doesn’t make it.

TRIFEY?
Though her raspy voice is all-natural, it says: “Ech, I was out all night with my slorish friends getting plastered, smoking cigarettes, talking to dudes and getting plastered. I came straight to work with my panties in my purse.”





pancakes September 29, 2008 at 5:36 pm
them two’s stop TOO much traffic…but i still puts on for them titties. my verdict: trife diesel
David October 1, 2008 at 6:42 am
She’s wifey material but I’m still waiting for that leaked sextape. Scarlett is one of those hollywood chicks that I really like to see in an amateursex tape LOL
P October 10, 2008 at 8:12 pm
I’d wife that hard style.