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Wifey Or Trifey: Scarlett Johansson
WIFEY?
She campaigned for John Kerry in the 2004 Presidential Election and Barack Obama in 2008. She’s into politics and down with the Donkey (the party, not the punch, perv).
TRIFEY?
Yankees shortstop and lothario Derek Jeter reportedly touched her up with his lumber and hit a home run. We can only hope he was safe at the plate.
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them two’s stop TOO much traffic…but i still puts on for them titties. my verdict: trife diesel
Comment by pancakes — September 29, 2008 #
She’s wifey material but I’m still waiting for that leaked sextape. Scarlett is one of those hollywood chicks that I really like to see in an amateursex tape LOL
Comment by David — October 1, 2008 #
I’d wife that hard style.
Comment by P — October 10, 2008 #