Now, on to why we are all here — VERY IMPORTANT SERIES THIS WEEKEND AGAINST THE D-BACKS! Oh God, it gives me heartburn…Do you think it is a coincidence that the Dodgers have been winning ever since Jeff Kent, the supposed “clubhouse cancer,” hasn’t been in the clubhouse?

STEEZ: Passionate, endearing, girly
READ IF YOU’RE: A girly Dodger fan or a Milano fanatic. There are pics of her in here, you know.