Wifey or Trifey: Anne Hathaway
TRIFEY? Her politics are dubious.
In 2006, her ex-boyfriend (more on that later) rented a yacht and hosted John McCain’s 700th birthday on it. Oops, we meant 70th. That’s Johnny coming up the gangplank (ayo!) while Anne skulks in the background on the right. If she’s as partisan as this suggests, we’d confine things to a one-night GOP (Gloriously Orgasmic Performance) blowout.
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DeShawn Stevenson September 23, 2008 at 4:01 pm
i voted WIFEY… she gives off the classic “lady in the streets/freak in the sheets” vibe. the fact that she dated a sleazeball (and didn’t bounce until actual legal action was taken against him) actually works in her favor to me, shows she’s a ride-or-die (until conviction) chick and it really makes him look like a total a-hole.
plus her titty breakout scene in BROKEBACK made that movie palatable for homophobes. not me, mind you, but others. i’m just sayin
JT September 24, 2008 at 12:20 am
I voted TRIFEY as she went straight for the Gold Ring by dating (and at one point claiming marriage bells with) Raffaello. She appears to be classey, but comes off as Trifey with some of her suspect “gaffs”. Dont misconstrued her demeanor as “JessAbla-ish”. She knows her career is limited and will need that sugapapie to keep her in a lux-life.
Robert Guillome Jr. September 25, 2008 at 7:27 am
Wifey all the way…great rack , great face plus seems like someone you can take home to ma’s….
I hope she signs on to do Benson: The Movie or Soap: The Motion Picture with my dad so I can meet her…