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Wifey or Trifey: Anne Hathaway

Now that the Emmys are done, it’s time to start dickriding the movie industry again, and in the early Oscar pool our money’s on Anne Hathaway. Her performance in Rachel Getting Married is one of the first roles this year to get the hype machine spun up. But we’ll leave such discussions up to Ayo! Scott. We’ve got a different question to ask. See, Anne is all grown up since The Princess Diaries–but what has she grown up to become? A wifey or a trifey?

i voted WIFEY… she gives off the classic “lady in the streets/freak in the sheets” vibe. the fact that she dated a sleazeball (and didn’t bounce until actual legal action was taken against him) actually works in her favor to me, shows she’s a ride-or-die (until conviction) chick and it really makes him look like a total a-hole.
plus her titty breakout scene in BROKEBACK made that movie palatable for homophobes. not me, mind you, but others. i’m just sayin
Comment by DeShawn Stevenson — September 23, 2008 #
I voted TRIFEY as she went straight for the Gold Ring by dating (and at one point claiming marriage bells with) Raffaello. She appears to be classey, but comes off as Trifey with some of her suspect “gaffs”. Dont misconstrued her demeanor as “JessAbla-ish”. She knows her career is limited and will need that sugapapie to keep her in a lux-life.
Comment by JT — September 24, 2008 #
Wifey all the way…great rack , great face plus seems like someone you can take home to ma’s….
I hope she signs on to do Benson: The Movie or Soap: The Motion Picture with my dad so I can meet her…
Comment by Robert Guillome Jr. — September 25, 2008 #