The Hottest Euro Dance Chicks

Our favorite French dance-pop star Yelle just announced dates for her C’est L’Amerique tour. Get ready for crowds full of girly dancing, plunging V-necks and yellow skinny jeans'and those are the dudes, fam.
But just ’cause douchebags like Yelle doesn’t mean you shouldn’t too. In fact, we’ve always cut for Euro dance chicks'they’re kinda like the female version of hopsters, except we actually fuck with their music. Granted, these ladies look more like Max Fish hook-ups than Maxim pin-ups, but that’s kinda the point. Go to an actual nightclub in Europe if you haven’t already'you’ll see what we mean. So, in honor of Yelle’s return to the States, we’ve compiled a ranked list of our favorite Euro dance chicks…
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pancakes September 19, 2008 at 5:09 pm
take me to estonia now
pancakes September 19, 2008 at 5:11 pm
and…i puts on for them titties (all love no misogyny).