5 Fashion Trends That Should Be Outlawed
We salute the decision from a Florida judge who recently deemed that the ban on walking while black baggy pants is unconstitutional. Still, the anti-pants sagging law remains in other parts of the U.S., so the issue isn’t going away soon.
While we don’t condone racial profiling under the guise of fashion-policing, there are some fashion trends out there that people do deserve to be locked up for. To that end, below are the 5 trends we wish Officer Rawse would outlaw immediately…
1. STRIPED SHIRTS
Fuck, as if finance douchebags didn’t have enough to worry about. Their prime nightlife wardrobe staple is now a criminal act.
2. GUYS WEARING GIRLS’ KICKS
C’mon fam. Them shits look flagrino, and you ain’t no size 13, you Lisa Leslie ass muthasuckas.
3. WACK TATTOOS
Seems kinda obvious, but unfortunately, people never learn.
4. WEARING DEVICES AS ACCESSORIES
We refer specifically to the gear rocked by Kanye’s, uh, bodyguard.
5. BAGGY (SKINNY) JEANS
Yeah, we said it. Baggy-baggies are one thing, mid-90’s style. But the epidemic of skinny/fitted jeans purposely worn baggy has to stop. Penguin-walking is not the move. Smarten up Wayne.
manofexception DOT com September 18, 2008 at 2:29 pm
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What’s wrong with striped shirts? Horizontal stripes, maybe, but vertical is now a problem?
And sagging down to your thighs never hurt anyone!
dazlm September 18, 2008 at 2:58 pm
i cant stand the baggy skinny jeans pick one don’t merge both. and i refuse to waer girl kicks theres so many other sneakers out there to do that.
dazlm September 18, 2008 at 3:00 pm
i have a tattoo i consider not living up to it’s potential but everyone else even my truthful freinds like it, i’m gonna make it better though
Sven September 22, 2008 at 12:08 pm
and what about girls wearing pants up to their rib cage? what’s with that?
loco September 22, 2008 at 7:44 pm
look in some places sagging is a way of life thats been going on since the 70’s . so if your 35 years old and a full fledged o.g I think its normal. but if your a guppie hippster wearing skinny jeans getting your sag on it looks more like your getting your fag on !
torcho September 23, 2008 at 11:32 pm
guys wearin girls kicks def has to stop. fuckin homos look like theyre wearin halloween costumes everywhere i go. but what does baggy pants have to do with race? not a damn thing thats what
TIRED October 9, 2008 at 11:39 pm
who gives a falling fuck what people wear its called self expression people these days are so worried about what other people are wearing and doing ….mind your own business!!!! keep it moving
-kill yourself
jamaul August 22, 2009 at 11:10 pm
yo main, wazzup.
ai thank dat dees peeps is wack and day need ta chainge der wais. ya see fayshon is a fo-eva flourishin moofment toowards tha…purple pin striped suit Baby!