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The 5 Most Inappropriate Places For Porn

With wi-fi recently getting rolled out on more and more airlines, it was only a matter of time before sex reared its saggy veined head. And now, a union of air stewards is asking American Airlines to look into blocking porn sites on their planes.

We can’t imagine the kind of person that would actually check out Bang Bros at 30,000 feet—but hey, we’ve been wrong before. At least five times, from the looks of things. Peep the five worst possible places where people have actually tried to watch porn…

#5: IN YOUR CAR

In 2006, the late Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was sued when he crashed into a parked SUV while drunk and watching porn. He wasn’t the first to find paradise by the dashboard light: two years before, Andre Gainey was arrested near Albany for watching a joint called Chocolate Foam while driving in his Mercedes. What, you’ve never seen someone driving with one hand before?

#4: ON THE SUBWAY…WITH YOUR DUDE

C’mon now, damn. This is not only inappropriate, but wild flagrino. Peep the look dude in the jersey gives his man. *SMH*

#3: AT WORK—WHEN YOU’RE A TEACHER.

For more than two years, a teacher in Wisconsin has been trying to get his job back, after he was fired for looking at a porn site. For 67 seconds. On a Sunday. If that’s a firable offense, then consider us burnt charcoal.

#2: IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY

In 2006, Michael Cooper was just trying to rub a subtle one out in his local library branch—but he never counted on Cleveland investigative reporter Carl Monday, who ambushed him outside the library and followed him home. If you were living under a rock two years ago, then you’re in luck.

#1: IN CHURCH

In February, a New Jersey State Police employee was arrested for sneaking into a church to peep porn on a nun’s computer. Not only is that a nasty habit, it makes God cry.