Conservative Pundits We’d Love To Poll

With Barack Obama and John McCain making nice and appearing together at Ground Zero today, the home stretch of the presidential campaign is under way. And you know what that means'an orgy of the punditocracy, with “strategists” and “experts” both left and right falling all over each other to spew nonsense and party talking points all over the news.

We at Complex wholeheartedly reject such logorrhea, but we do think it’s high time that we admitted one thing: there are a few conservative pundits we wouldn’t mind hate-fucking getting to know. Don’t front, you know you’ve thought about wiping the insouciant smirk off a McCain-bot’s face too. And of course, we’ve brought them all together'independents, neocons and fascists alike'for your perusal. Get informed, people!

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