When Porn Stars Attempt To Make Music

BRIAN PUMPER
Musical Style: 50 Cent x Jungle x Lexington Steele. This dude basically rhymes about fucking. Terribly.
Hot Jam: The Theme to Phattys Rhymes & Dimes #6–featuring Spliff Star!
Best Line: “The pussy up like what, you know what’s up/if mami got butt, you know niggas wanna fuck.” Which can’t hold a candle to Spliif Star’s indecipherable banger, “I’m poppin’ over here like tits on white boys.”

Watch “Get Off”:

Watch “Phattys Rhymes & Dimes #6″ feat. Spliff Star: