The 10 Stripper Commandments
#9) MAKE IT RAIN AT YOUR OWN PERIL.
Take it from my man above: Unless you’re on the closed set of a rap video, do not throw large amounts of money around a strip club. The dancers will wile out, and the other dudes will HATE. And then you’ll have to bust shots, and you don’t want to do that.
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suckitmarshall September 10, 2008 at 5:33 pm
#11: There’s never sex in the champagne room!
No matter how much you spend, you’re never gonna get laid there… Gotta take that ho to the ‘telly if you wanna skid-eet, yadig?
weisberg slim September 10, 2008 at 6:50 pm
If you think #11 is a rule, you in the wrong club.
Et Cetera September 11, 2008 at 4:17 am
Calling out the Duke Lacrosse shit. I support it. Fully.
web September 11, 2008 at 12:20 pm
i would post the list, but that would be no fun without the pictures.
Tatalalicious' Boyfriend September 11, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Strippers @ Private Party > Strippers @ Club
Danielle September 13, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I’m a stripper and I find this article extremely insulting. Stripping is a job. Some dancers are drug addicts, alcoholics, prostitutes – or just downright trashy, but not all of us are. I’m a college senior and have been able to pay my tuition for the past four years because I’m a dancer. I have a 4.0 and have never done drugs or turned to prostitution as a lame attempt to make money. Too many people are quick to judge exotic dancers, but some of us are just clean, honest girls trying to make a living. Stop being so short-sighted. This list is offensive and inaccurate.
D-D September 15, 2008 at 2:14 pm
When you are in a strip club dont touch any of the girls or youll be going to the hospital