The 10 Stripper Commandments
It was only a matter of time, wasn’t it? The news that an Australian stripper is being accused of raping a man at a bachelor party should sound a warning shot for stripper-lovers worldwide. What was once a (relatively) harmless, cherished male-bonding activity'paying women to take off their clothes'has become an increasingly dangerous endeavor. With more and more stripper nights ending in shootings, disease, and general fuckery, it’s high time Complex laid down the law. Follow our 10 Stripper Commandments and you’ll enjoy mouths full of titties while keeping your wallet, criminal record, and manhood intact.
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suckitmarshall September 10, 2008 at 5:33 pm
#11: There’s never sex in the champagne room!
No matter how much you spend, you’re never gonna get laid there… Gotta take that ho to the ‘telly if you wanna skid-eet, yadig?
weisberg slim September 10, 2008 at 6:50 pm
If you think #11 is a rule, you in the wrong club.
Et Cetera September 11, 2008 at 4:17 am
Calling out the Duke Lacrosse shit. I support it. Fully.
web September 11, 2008 at 12:20 pm
i would post the list, but that would be no fun without the pictures.
Tatalalicious' Boyfriend September 11, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Strippers @ Private Party > Strippers @ Club
Danielle September 13, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I’m a stripper and I find this article extremely insulting. Stripping is a job. Some dancers are drug addicts, alcoholics, prostitutes – or just downright trashy, but not all of us are. I’m a college senior and have been able to pay my tuition for the past four years because I’m a dancer. I have a 4.0 and have never done drugs or turned to prostitution as a lame attempt to make money. Too many people are quick to judge exotic dancers, but some of us are just clean, honest girls trying to make a living. Stop being so short-sighted. This list is offensive and inaccurate.
D-D September 15, 2008 at 2:14 pm
When you are in a strip club dont touch any of the girls or youll be going to the hospital