NEWS

Action Stars Who Refuse To Act Their Age

Sylvester Stallone
Age: 62
Recently Played: A bloodthirsty Vietnam vet (Rambo), a past-his-prime boxer on a comeback mission (Rocky Balboa)
Chicks In His Flicks: Julie Benz, Geraldine Hughes
Average Age Difference With Chicks: 25.5 years
Sagging Swag: He took steroids to keep up action hero appearances but his juiced muscles just look droopy and veiny. And his bellybutton seems to have transformed into a gaping asshole.