The Unauthorized History of Hip Hop Chain Snatching
Middle-aged white guys buy snazzy sports cars and flaunt them as if they’re chrome, fuel-injected, super-charged effigies of their now flaccid cocks. Rappers, on the other hand, buy gaudy medallions attached to equally gaudy links and rock them as if they’re platinum-and-gold-plated, diamond-encrusted effigies of their now flaccid cocks. So you can imagine how emasculated your favorite rapper feels when another rapper, or local stick-up kid, comes along, takes their shine, and leaks a picture or youtube video. It’s like they’re holding their penises (¡NH!) fully exposed for the world to see! Ay Carumba!
In any case, the latest incident of manhood snatching befell poor widdle Yung Berg while the diddy-bopper cruised the mean streets of Detroit (what he was doing wearing jewelry in the D, we don’t know either). Needless to say, Berg is probably somewhere licking his wounds. But cheer up, lil’ buddy! You just entered a club whose members include hip hop’s elite.
To boost Berg’s gloomy disposition, Complex combed the annals (ayo!) of hip hop history (along with rumors and allegations as well) to compile an authoritative list of the most notorious chain snatchings ever. To be fair to the victims and the vickers, we rated each incident by how emasculating it was to their careers, as well as the probability that the snatching actually happened (since almost none of the incidents can be verified by police reports) . If you don’t read this blog, you’re just robbing yourself.
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Berg looks like an outta shape Gil Arenas.
Comment by nerditry — August 28, 2008 #
^^^^ thinks all black people look alike
Comment by Seoul In Your Hole — August 28, 2008 #
Wait a minute, wasn’t 50 cent posing with Rakim on the back of the Pain In Full album cover. 50 robbed his own dude? Now thats not likely. I think some of you cats need to do more research, word up.
Comment by www.nappyheadinc.com — August 28, 2008 #
^^^^It says he robbed Rakim on wikipedia and cites that documentary.
Comment by I'llbedat — August 28, 2008 #
Definitely Need More Research Considerin The Fact That Ja Rule’s Name Is Jeffrey Not Jason And That I’d Rather Get My Chain Snatched Than Have Put A Restraining Order On A Man That Is A Jehovah’s Witness For Assault..Oh Curtis..
Comment by 7thLetter — August 28, 2008 #
How you gonna say Fatass Joe is the realest rapper ever then have the audacity to call Nastradamus a piece of shit? Nastradamus is 2x better than any shit joe has ever released.
Tyga said he doesn’t bang but I saw him in Chicago acting mighty hard in his red chucks in a yuppy ass neighborhood.
Comment by Dundun — August 28, 2008 #
No such thing happened to Rakim. He and 50 Cent were friends
Comment by apimpnamedslickback — August 28, 2008 #
LOL @ using Wikipedia as a source. The original 50 Cent was rolling partners with Eric B. The odds that he would rob Rakim are basically zero. Do some history, youngins!
Comment by Game Over — August 28, 2008 #
Why was Berg not strapped? If I had that much money around my neck, and was THAT small, you wouldn’t catch me without it
Comment by H Bonnie — August 28, 2008 #
BK was GRIMEEY back in those days, anybody could get it. And for the record, a stick-up kid isn’t your “friend”.
Comment by slim — August 28, 2008 #
^^^^
Agreed, weren’t Alpo, Rich Porter and AZ “friends” too?… Didn’t work out so well for Rich’s little brother…
Comment by Andanotherone — August 28, 2008 #
^^^^
Word up! How many rappers have been extorted by their gangster “friends”… Pac… Ja… Wayne…. Mobb Deep with Littles…. The list goes on and on… There’s nothing to say 50 didn’t make Rakim come up off his chain and then tell him he was his man….
Comment by suckitmarshall — August 28, 2008 #
durdan. Co-sign. Also how the fuck you gonna say bucks sophmore album is shitty?? Haha you gotta be kidding me…I wanna murder your family now.
Comment by sb — August 28, 2008 #
Shitty sophmore albums? Are you sure you listened to the same Buck the World that I did? It might not have sold that much (Still more than Rotten Apple), but almost every song on there was the shit.
Buck is one of the realest rappers from the south, if not the realest.
Comment by Shade — August 28, 2008 #
nastradamus is shit? SHIT? fuck, you people are insane.
Comment by sebas — August 28, 2008 #
that was definatley jimmy chain. how tru got it, i dunno. but it wasnt from no jeweler. the streets brought that to him. but i did she tru life’s boys get jimmy for him ring by the brookyln bridge.
Comment by snitchette — August 29, 2008 #
Niggas know Nastradamus was trash. why yall so aggy?
Comment by Eastern_Digital — August 29, 2008 #
In the awesome year of 1996 Nas QB chain was stolen and returned, rumors in Queensbridge Projects is that his BM hid the chain behind some washing machine in the APT. (Right ;)
Jewelry is played out now though. GOLD,PLATINUM,SILVER whatever it’s all played nobody wears it anymore except for dude’s down-south who didn’t get a chance to wear the Jesus Pieces when they actually were hot.
You Know, once thew south get’s a style it’s usually late, and they all make fun of us NY Rappers but now you can’t tell if down-south rappers are from the South or North because they all want to dress like Jimmy from Harlem.
It gives me great respect to see a Country Bumpkin wearing a Yankee Fitted, dressing with a leather coat on in the Summer, Talking about THE SOUTH GOT IT ON LOCK. (ROFLOL) The whole rap chirt is dead because you bums killed it.
You got it on lock now because the game is dead. Have fun with it! STOP DRESSING LIKE US THOUGH!
Comment by Don Mega G — August 29, 2008 #
son this post was wack…
Comment by Jedi — August 29, 2008 #
Eric B. was a muscle man, not a DJ - Marley Marl did all the cuts on ‘Paid In Full.’ EB ran with the real 50, so consequently it’s doubtful Rakim got his chain snatched by him. As for LL, an old dude in central bookings (cus you know all niggas do in CB is talk shit) once told me that he, once upon a time, had robbed LL’s chain and that it was common-place back in the day to do so. So much so, he said, that LL used to wear fakes and keep back-ups after a while.
Ice Cube’s chain got snatched by Kam after a fight when Cube pulled up and tried to stunt on him in traffic, I thought. And in one of those ‘Beef’ movies Mack-10 makes an excellent point when he says, basically, that B-Real is a bitch for holding it up in flicks like he had anything to do with taking it off Cube.
Pac didn’t get shot over that chain, he got set up by Suge with the chain snatch beef as a convenient distraction, IMO.
50’s man robbed Ja Rule, not 50 himself. Still true about his emasculating Ja and murdering his career though. Ja’s a fag.
50 should get less Berg heads on the Berg emasculation meter because the African Booty Scratcher who snatched his shit off did so in the confusion of the moment and then did a hyena leap back into a crowd of dudes that looked exactly like him down to the sandals.
Tyga should get more Berg heads because being soft isn’t an excuse to get robbed. If he doesn’t like getting robbed he shouldn’t wear five huge chains around his chicken neck. That shit is tacky anyway.
Berg is a clown, but how could you give him more of his own heads that Tyga? Same situation.
All in all funny article and captions though. Hip-Hop is some shit these days.
Comment by JesseJamesBX — August 29, 2008 #
Things I learned today…
1) Basically every rapper needs to stop talking that super-gangster rap shit ASAP, ’cause it’s straight fiction.
2) The people that comment on Complex’s blog have horrible taste in music. Nastradamus, listenable? Buck The World, more than mediocre? Fuck outta here, my dudes!
Comment by suckitmarshall — August 29, 2008 #
Listen RA aint the kinda dud who would let any body rob him, if know of RA from back in the days i.e. know body messed with RA, the man could hold his own.
Comment by Killer01 — August 30, 2008 #
No mention of the incident with Slick Rick at the Rooftop roller disco which caused the Ruler to do jailtime and fuck up his immigration status.
Do your research Complex staff, fuck it the bandwidth is already paid for just go to Google.
Comment by Dallas Penn — August 30, 2008 #
^^^
The Slick Rick incident wasn’t over a chain, homie. His cousin was extorting him, and Rick was a dusthead, so he shot him and went to jail.
Comment by I'llbedat — August 30, 2008 #
this is not the way of appreciation. It is ridiculous dude..
http://www.entertainroom.com/2008/08/hero-of-beijing-china-olympic-2008-michael-fred-phelps-real-winner-tricky-fish-swimmer/
Comment by jin — August 31, 2008 #
U missing T-pain getting robbed in 2006 @ Club for his first ever appearance in NYC, he got the chain back on the strength of C. Klien!!!
Comment by tyson — August 31, 2008 #
The Tru Life chain snatch is 100 legit. All of Jim’s chains have been taken by LES kids or Global Gangstas (chi-town, Jo Jo Capone).
Jim has never worn the chain again. So if this is jewelry shop shit, why is he not wearing the chain.
The shit was def took. Anyone who thinks Jim Jones is gangsta is bitch. Streight up.
Comment by jeff — September 1, 2008 #
When is someone gonna tell them how stupid those clunky, oversized scraps of aluminum and glitter look?
Comment by Brian — September 2, 2008 #