Exposing Five Memorable Traitors

JOHNNY DAMON
One of the most beloved of the curse-breaking 2004 Boston Red Sox, this self-proclaimed idiot moronically signed a big-money contract in late 2005 to play with their bitter rival, the New York Yankees. Even Jesus wept at this unholy betrayal. Mostly because he thought Damon’s Jesus beard, which he was forced to shave in NY, was really fucking hot.