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When Sex Gets the Better of American Idol

The NYC rumor mill is saying that we might be seeing an American Idol star pose for Playboy sometime in the near future. We always look forward to seeing sluts get naked and pretend like its an assertion of their feminism (whatup Kim!), and it’s not like we watch American Idol or anything, but we’re hoping it’s Katharine McPhee or Ryan Starr.

The idea of devoting 90 seconds of our lives on the internet to watch these two make out and have sex posing naked reminds us of the great sex scandals and sluts that American Idol has given us over the years, so we’ve compiled the best below.

Jessica Sierra

This one is really a class act. After placing tenth (f’ing terrible), the girl went on to travel around the world playing concerts, leak a hardcore sex tape, wind up on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and make a complete ass of herself as a coke-addled hussy. Awww, an American tragedy.

Antonella Barba

Every guy loves a trashy Jersey girl, and while you can just type “ass-to-ass Jersey girl” into Google, sometimes it’s way more fun to see someone from TV without their clothes on. When Antonella Barba’s nudie pics leaked while she was singing on the show, ratings skyrocketed, and the Idol judges abandoned their previous policy of kicking contestants off for shitty singing.

Olivia Mojica

Olivia Mojica, a top 24 contestant on Season Two of “American Idol,” may be just ok at singing, but she’s awesome at sex. Her sex tape leaked to the good old “i” net a little while back, and it’s worth heading over to Megarotic or other smut sites for . She was already off the show when this leaked, so no big deal, unless you’re her parents. Sigh.

Paula Abdul

Paula Abdul might have boned one of the American Idol contestants. This would be really bad if she was a teacher and one of the dudes was 10, but it’s Hollywood. This stuff happens all the time right? Abdul rarely knows what the fuck she’s doing, and dude just wanted to get his pony-pet by a washed up A-lister. If anything we feel bad for him. Check the bonus video of what post coitus might have been like. Wow.