5 Lesbians We Wish Were Straight
#1: MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ (Actress, Lost)
Chance Of Hetero Encounter: 1/5
M-Rod doesn’t talk about her sexuality, but Kristanna Loken (a.k.a. #2) threw her under the bus. When The Advocate magazine asked Loken about her relationship with Rodriguez, Loken laughed and said, “Just don’t look upstairs, OK?” Rodriguez’s defense is, “I don’t want people thinking of me sexually. I don’t want people to be like, ‘She’s hot-looking,’ you know? I want them to listen to me for what I am saying.” So she’s prude and probably a lesbian? Not lookin’ good fellas.
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bv August 19, 2008 at 1:32 am
T3 for sure was not direct to DVD.
gerbercomplex August 19, 2008 at 1:41 pm
$433,371,112 sure isn’t direct to dvd…
anaughtybear August 19, 2008 at 4:20 pm
There are enough straight women out there that you don’t have to bother with the trash on this list. Lohan is a toxic waste dump that just wants the attention that being a celebrity lesbian might get her. Lokan is a pathetically bad actress and is lucky if even Uwe Boll gives her a part. Rodriguez is just downright ugly.
Kedio August 19, 2008 at 5:03 pm
well Lohan being gay is cool. Ain’t nothing wrong with exploring luv 4rom the other side. anyway i’m also lesbien & i’m digging it. i’d really go 4 a chick lyk lohan, she is very bubbly i guess. she’s better off gay than doing drugs.