5 Lesbians We Wish Were Straight
#2: LINDSAY LOHAN (Actress, I Know Who Killed Me)
Chance Of Hetero Encounter: 7/5
Lohan is gay? Yeah fucking right. I mean, not gonna lie, that coke-fuled lesbian romp with Vanessa Minillo was probably pretty dope, but history also shows that the girl does indeed like guys. Plus, Samantha Ronson is as manly as any of those hipster rappers you see nowadays.
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bv August 19, 2008 at 1:32 am
T3 for sure was not direct to DVD.
gerbercomplex August 19, 2008 at 1:41 pm
$433,371,112 sure isn’t direct to dvd…
anaughtybear August 19, 2008 at 4:20 pm
There are enough straight women out there that you don’t have to bother with the trash on this list. Lohan is a toxic waste dump that just wants the attention that being a celebrity lesbian might get her. Lokan is a pathetically bad actress and is lucky if even Uwe Boll gives her a part. Rodriguez is just downright ugly.
Kedio August 19, 2008 at 5:03 pm
well Lohan being gay is cool. Ain’t nothing wrong with exploring luv 4rom the other side. anyway i’m also lesbien & i’m digging it. i’d really go 4 a chick lyk lohan, she is very bubbly i guess. she’s better off gay than doing drugs.