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5 Lesbians We Wish Were Straight
So, Portia De Rossi got married this weekend to Ellen Degeneres. Awesome. Awesome unless you’re a dude who’s had a crush on this Arrested Development actress since forever (Sirens, anyone?). While Portia was once married to a dude, any hopes of bringing her back to team hetero are now squashed.
Sure, trying to “convert” a true lesbian is a waste of time, but there are plenty of other women who have dabbled in both sides that might just need a reintroduction to the power of the dick. Check our list of 5 lezzies we wish would switch sides, and the probability that they’ll be inviting us over for an encounter with their “friends”…
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T3 for sure was not direct to DVD.
Comment by bv — August 19, 2008 #
$433,371,112 sure isn’t direct to dvd…
Comment by gerbercomplex — August 19, 2008 #
There are enough straight women out there that you don’t have to bother with the trash on this list. Lohan is a toxic waste dump that just wants the attention that being a celebrity lesbian might get her. Lokan is a pathetically bad actress and is lucky if even Uwe Boll gives her a part. Rodriguez is just downright ugly.
Comment by anaughtybear — August 19, 2008 #
well Lohan being gay is cool. Ain’t nothing wrong with exploring luv 4rom the other side. anyway i’m also lesbien & i’m digging it. i’d really go 4 a chick lyk lohan, she is very bubbly i guess. she’s better off gay than doing drugs.
Comment by Kedio — August 19, 2008 #