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Monster Porn Shows No Signs Of Dying

We like to stay up on current events. You know, The New York Times. CNN. Oh, and from time to time even Adult Video News, who put us up on the fact that some dude is making a zombie porno called Night of the Giving Head.

Bad puns aside, it turns out that this isn’t even the first zombie porno, let alone the first time someone’s done the monster mash in the flesh industry. Take a walk down memory lane with us and check out five other spooky-sex flicks…

Buffy the Vampire Layer (1996)
Starring: Kristy Myst
Plot: Busty blonde trains to seduce, kill bloodsuckers.
Trivia: She’s not the one driving the stake!

Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre (2005)
Starring: Stormy Daniels, Jessica Drake
Plot: Blair Witch x ghosts x sex
Trivia: Evidently the first porn movie shot in HD. That’s 1080 pixels of unnecessary close-ups!

Texas Vibrator Massacre (2008)
Starring: Jamie Elle
Plot: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, except instead of chainsaws, it’s vibrators. No, really! We had to watch it all the way through to find that out.
Trivia: The director, Rob Rotten, has a playlist on iTunes called “Rob Rotten’s Skate Punk.” Uh, awesome.

Spankenstein (1999)
Starring: Damian Black, as the titular Spankenstein!
Plot: A doctor creates life by applying electric sex toys to a bunch of dead body parts. Then he goes around…spanking people. With his giant hands.
Trivia: Not arousing in the least!

The Re-Penetrator (2004)
Starring: Complex favorite and Sarah Silverman-resembling Joanna Angel
Plot: A mad scientist brings a dead stripper back to life by injecting her with green goo. Very much like Cocoon, if you think about it.
Trivia: Yuck.