Which Politician Had The Hottest Mistress?

In the post-Lewinsky era, there are no secrets. No matter how tiny an extra-marital indiscretion might be, the press will find out the dirtiest details (and probably make some up along the way). Nowadays, it’s best to come clean before the digging even starts.

John Edwards found that out late last week when the National Inquirer ran a report about his affair, forcing him to own up to it on Friday. But this was only the latest in a long string of political affairs that have been exposed in the last 8 months. Which politician had the best reason for steppin’ out? See all the mistresses and vote below…

CHRISTINE BEATTY

(Allegedly) Did It With… Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick
If getting caught red-handed in her inappropriate shag-fest with Detroit’s Mayor wasn’t embarrassing enough, Beatty lied about the affair under oath and is awaiting trail on perjury and other criminal charges. We think it’s no coincidence Beatty was voted most popular in high school'the easy, lying chicks have been known to wear that crown.

ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE

(Allegedly) Did It With… New York Governor Eliot Spitzer
Dupree was one high-class hooker. Word is that NY Governor Eliot Spitzer spent tons of stacks (sometimes 4k a night) on this out-of-the-closet DNA dumpster. Dupree’s hotness seems to go either way'in some photos she looks totally bone-able, but in others we wouldn’t smash with our GTA IV tee ball bat.

LILA KIRTON

(Allegedly) Did It With… New York Governor David Patterson
Seriously, Lila, a blind man? If having an affair with a politician wasn’t damaging enough, choosing to engage in sexy time with someone who can’t even see what you look like will really fuck up your rep. Still, Patterson gets props for coming clean on this one before the press could expose him.

BARBARA WALTERS

(Allegedly) Did It With… Massachusetts Senator Edward Brooke
According to her recent biography Audition, B-Dubz enjoyed the semi-dark meat back in the '70s. Brooke was the first elected black U.S senator, and he was described by Walters as being “exciting” and “brilliant.” Brooke (who was married at the time of the affair) refused to comment on the situation, saying he doesn’t talk about his or other people’s private lives. What a stand up guy.

RIELLE HUNTER

(Allegedly) Did It With… North Carolina Senator John Edwards
Three words: How dare you. Rielle was canoodling with the one time vice president/president hopeful while his wife was battling cancer. Although the nation knew Edwards as a squeaky-clean senator from North Carolina, he couldn’t resist this former party girl who was shooting web videos for his campaign.

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