Tera Patrick Swallows The Mainstream

Tera Patrick is something like the LL Cool J of porn'her resume is strong enough to merit G.O.A.T. consideration, but her career is undeniably on the downturn. But what can a porn star do to avoid the inevitable fate of doing sad MILF videos past her prime? Most of their projects that don’t involve having sex on camera are met with about as much excitement as the Todd Smith clothing line.

Which is why the news that THQ has enlisted Ms. Patrick as a “special producer” and guest character in the upcoming Saint’s Row 2 (360, PS3, PC) video game was met with limited enthusiasm. But Tera’s been broadening her horizons for years'not with like, sculpting or literature, but classy by comparison to porn. After the jump, check out some of Tera’s greatest hits (non-DP ones, that is) and her new SR2 trailer.

TERA DOES FHM

Tera was the first porn star (but the 2,956th slut) to appear on the magazine’s cover. We liked Tera before she got implants, but hey, no complaints here. To paraphrase Cool J, she jingling baby.

TERA DOES AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

Tera goes deep on a hot dog in this behind-the-scenes clip from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Do we even need a joke?

TERA DOES HOWARD STERN

Stern loves porn stars, and porn stars love the Sybian. Unfortunately, we can only show a SFW teaser of Tera’s ride here. Search out the full version'believe us, it’s well worth your time.

TERA DOES BACKYARD WRESTLING 2

Saint’s Row 2 is actually Tera’s second foray in the video game world; she was a playable character in 2004’s highly forgettable Backyard Wrestling 2. Game sucks, but her virtual moans are pretty cool.

TERA DOES AN EVERLAST VIDEO

This is the video for Everlast’s “I Can’t Move,” probably the only Everlast solo video you’ll ever feel the need to see. Apparently, Tera was dating the ex-House of Pain dude at the time. A few years later, she married some guy that basically looks like his older, wacker doppelgänger. Go figure.

TERA DOES SAINT’S ROW 2

It’ll be impossible to top GTA IV but we like what we’re seeing so far from the Saint’s Row sequel (out this October). After all, you can just never have enough mindlessly violent, sex-filled killfests.