Video Games
Press Your Girl’s Buttons In The Geekini
Hey Gamer: the time has come to crawl out of your basement hovel and get your calloused thumbs on these buttons. From the fertile mind of French designer John Nouanesing comes the “Geekini,” a classic two-piece bikini featuring strategically placed A, B and directional buttons from the original Nintendo controller. Okay, it’s a little cheesy, but it beats those shorts with “Juicy” embossed on the ass.
Unfortunately the Geekini strictly a concept piece at the moment, but that’s okay, because you’ll probably need a little time to round up a girl to put in it in. After the jump, see full photos and find out where they put the “Start” and “Select” buttons.
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A-A-B-B-up-down-left-right…. Gives Contra a whole new meaning…
Comment by Andanotherone — August 16, 2008 #
Now when I use the Contra code, the game will end about as fast as my Contra game without the code
Comment by Max — August 16, 2008 #
Does the Konami code stop premature ejaculation?
Comment by Anonymous — August 16, 2008 #
Makes me wanna push start and select all day.
Comment by jacktee — August 16, 2008 #
I love how every GUY is using the same joke.
Comment by Guy — August 17, 2008 #
Do I get a set of tighty whiteys with a pouch for a joystick?
Comment by Anonymous — August 17, 2008 #
I used to be great at Track And Field. Wonder if the same technique works here?
Comment by Anonymous — August 17, 2008 #
meh..
my girlfriends got better ones
she’s got a bra with cute little frogs on it D:, and one with cupcakes!
why press buttons when you can eat cupcakes?
Comment by mee — August 17, 2008 #
How can I order one?!
Comment by melody — August 17, 2008 #
我想知道这个怎么用
Comment by Ly — August 18, 2008 #
Any one up for some button mashing?
Comment by anonymous — August 18, 2008 #
Oh,my!
Where can I buy it?
Comment by happy pig — August 18, 2008 #
Use it!!- -!
Comment by UCG — August 18, 2008 #
i’m a chick. and i want it. someone make it and selll it to me.
Comment by Coop — August 18, 2008 #
Good
Comment by sbe — August 19, 2008 #
My girl …
It`s your time …
Comment by sycloud — August 19, 2008 #
I like…… I want……
Comment by tollia — August 19, 2008 #
I have no idea what geek game system this is, as I have much better things to do with my life, like banging chicks like this instead of wishing I could.
Comment by real man — August 19, 2008 #
If you don’t know what system this is, then you haven’t been exposed to pop culture in the last 20 years and couldn’t bang your head on a low door.
Playing video games doesn’t make you vagina-repellant, in means our girlfriends tend to be way cooler than yours.
And I already sent her the link :)
Comment by Real Man Alpha — August 19, 2008 #
in case you guys weren’t aware, john nouanesing is a concept designer. you won’t find it in stores because he made it with a computer.
Comment by ryan — August 20, 2008 #
I’ll press your start button if you use my joystick ;D lmao
Comment by thehornygamer — September 1, 2008 #
Air Jordan 13
Comment by anonymous — November 15, 2008 #
Air Jordan 18
Comment by anonymous — November 15, 2008 #
Jordan 23
Comment by nike — November 20, 2008 #