Press Your Girl’s Buttons In The Geekini
Hey Gamer: the time has come to crawl out of your basement hovel and get your calloused thumbs on these buttons. From the fertile mind of French designer John Nouanesing comes the “Geekini,” a classic two-piece bikini featuring strategically placed A, B and directional buttons from the original Nintendo controller. Okay, it’s a little cheesy, but it beats those shorts with “Juicy” embossed on the ass.
Unfortunately the Geekini strictly a concept piece at the moment, but that’s okay, because you’ll probably need a little time to round up a girl to put in it in. After the jump, see full photos and find out where they put the “Start” and “Select” buttons.
Andanotherone August 16, 2008 at 5:36 pm
A-A-B-B-up-down-left-right…. Gives Contra a whole new meaning…
Max August 16, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Now when I use the Contra code, the game will end about as fast as my Contra game without the code
Anonymous August 16, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Does the Konami code stop premature ejaculation?
jacktee August 16, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Makes me wanna push start and select all day.
Guy August 17, 2008 at 12:28 am
I love how every GUY is using the same joke.
Anonymous August 17, 2008 at 6:33 am
Do I get a set of tighty whiteys with a pouch for a joystick?
Anonymous August 17, 2008 at 6:34 am
I used to be great at Track And Field. Wonder if the same technique works here?
mee August 17, 2008 at 11:43 am
meh..
my girlfriends got better ones
she’s got a bra with cute little frogs on it D:, and one with cupcakes!
why press buttons when you can eat cupcakes?
melody August 17, 2008 at 1:28 pm
How can I order one?!
Ly August 18, 2008 at 1:23 pm
我想知é“这个怎么用
anonymous August 18, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Any one up for some button mashing?
happy pig August 18, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Oh,my!
Where can I buy it?
UCG August 18, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Use it!!- -!
Coop August 18, 2008 at 11:00 pm
i’m a chick. and i want it. someone make it and selll it to me.
sbe August 19, 2008 at 4:43 am
Good
sycloud August 19, 2008 at 6:14 am
My girl …
It`s your time …
tollia August 19, 2008 at 8:56 am
I like…… I want……
real man August 19, 2008 at 10:29 am
I have no idea what geek game system this is, as I have much better things to do with my life, like banging chicks like this instead of wishing I could.
Real Man Alpha August 19, 2008 at 11:11 am
If you don’t know what system this is, then you haven’t been exposed to pop culture in the last 20 years and couldn’t bang your head on a low door.
Playing video games doesn’t make you vagina-repellant, in means our girlfriends tend to be way cooler than yours.
And I already sent her the link :)
ryan August 20, 2008 at 11:20 am
in case you guys weren’t aware, john nouanesing is a concept designer. you won’t find it in stores because he made it with a computer.
thehornygamer September 1, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I’ll press your start button if you use my joystick ;D lmao
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