5 Villains Who Need A Spin-Off Movie

The villains are winning! Movie deals, that is. Thanks to the half a billion dollars Heath Ledger’s disturbing portrayal of The Joker has helped The Dark Knight gross in two weeks, Sony has greenlit a Spider-Man spinoff for his adversary Venom, the gooey alien life form that brings out people’s evil, vengeful side. We ain’t mad at the rise of bad. Good guys usually have bitch in them anyway. After the jump, see five villains that Complex would like to see get their own movie.

#5: The Mountain Men, Deliverance

What’s not to love about backwoods hicks who abduct guys on river rafting trips and make them squeal like piggies with they rape them? This one is a bonafide hit. From the back!

#4: The Shark, Jaws

According to “scientists,” sharks prefer the taste of sushi to people, so something pretty horrible must have happened to turn this toothy bastard against mankind. The hunting of his kind to near extinction for shark fin soup and erectile dysfunction powders?

#3: Agent Smith, The Matrix

Designed to destroy resistance and prevent enslaved humans from escaping the Matrix, this sentient program’s loathing of humanity clearly stems from his days zapping porn pop-ups for the Geek Squad.

#2: Catherine Trammell, Basic Instinct

Sharon Stone’s femme fatale ice-picks dudes to death while riding them to nutty climax. If that weren’t awesome enough, she started the cooch-flashing craze long before Lindsey even knew what labia were.

#1: Jabba the Hutt, Star Wars

You haven’t witnessed evil until you’ve seen this 600-year-old, obese, slug-like gangster force a pair of clones to service his sexual needs. Bile is the best lube!