We Depressed! DJ Khaled’s Most Annoying Moments
“Lissssssssssssssstennn: I’m about to bust ass.”
Hate him or love him, you can’t deny that DJ Khaled'the man of a million terrible catchphrases'has become one of the funniest rap dudes on the Internet. There’s loud, irritating, and obnoxious…and then there’s Khaled, who’s like the perfect storm of douchebaggery.
Now don’t get us wrong, we mess with a few of Khaled’s “featuring every rapper from the South” posse cuts (watch the “Out Here Grinding” video), and we definitely commend his hustle, but it seems like every week a random new Khaled clip pops up on YouTube that makes us shake our head. With Khaled’s new album We Global on the way, it’s only right that we analyze his most obnoxiously entertaining on-camera moments…
DJ KHALED’S POOLSIDE CHAT
RATING:
Your man says his magic word no less than 13 times in the first 33 seconds of this clip. Wow. He also states that one of his goals is to own gas stations. Hmmm…Arab stereotype, much?
DJ KHALED PITCHES ACE HOOD TO DJ INFAMOUS
RATING:
The rap industry is one huge food chain of dick-riding, so there’s something kind of endearing about hearing an Atlanta DJ’s enthusiastic reception to Khaled’s manic sales pitch. Khaled is selling Ace Hood, but he sounds like he’s peddling used stereo equipment to a German tourist. What you’re witnessing is the circle of life.
DJ KHALED INTRODUCES HIS RAP FRIENDS BACKSTAGE
RATING:
Let’s play the thought bubble game. Rick Ross: “Man I should just arrest this fool right now.” Fat Joe: “Did I really give Triple Seis’ old TS chain to this clown?” Shawty Lo: “I’m just happy to be backstage.” Ace Hood: “He promised me he’d make me a star *SIGH*.” Akon: “I do not give a fuck, I am rich.”
DJ KHALED MAKES GAME-WINNING SHOT
RATING:
This is the first'and undoubtedly last'YouTube clip of DJ Khaled engaging in an athletic activity. He celebrates his “game-winning shot” with typical bombast, even though the shit barely rimmed in and he was apparently competing against 13-year-old girls.
DJ KHALED “PERFORMS” FOR KANYE AND CONSEQUENCE
RATING:
The grand daddy of them all…yes, Khaled, this video is simply THE BEST. Rather than give our own analysis, we’ll open the floor to our top 5 commentators at worldstarhiphop.com:
5. “watch this clip with the sound down kahled look like he on that yayo. that arab crunk”
4. “THAT NIGGA KHALED LOOKIN LIKE THE PENGUIN FROM BATMAN RETURNS….FLAPPIN HIS WINGS….IS KANYE BEING HELD AGAINST HIS WILL OR SOMETHING?”
3. “dj khaled look like he got kanye held hostage lol”
2. “Khaled looks like he sells calzones at Madison square Gaeden. ‘Wee’ da Best, with extra Cheeeze!!’”
1. “Kanye look like ‘nigga I just wanted to know where the bathroom was’”
suckitmarshall July 23, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Best Complex blog post EVAR! You da besssss! Lisssstennnn!
NORTH_PHILLY_PURPLE July 23, 2008 at 4:15 pm
lmao…khaled the industry dick rida
embark July 23, 2008 at 4:54 pm
“uhh I respect the hustle” – ‘Ye
mcarroll4716 July 23, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Out Here Grinding excluded, Khaled has dropped some of the best crew tracks of the last few years.
Suge Knight says…”Any artist out there wanna be an artist. And wanna stay a star. And don’t want to have to worry about the executive producer tryna be all in the videos, all in the record, dancing. Come to Death Row” LOL
Jonny Fullpint July 23, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I thought i was the only one that thought Khaled was wack? complex keeps it so real
Dell July 23, 2008 at 6:50 pm
we need a Khaled soundboard, for fuck sake..
GET IT July 23, 2008 at 9:20 pm
LMAO. DJ Khaled is funny as hell.. ya’ll need to lighten up and just enjoy life instead of bein all uptight and shit.. I would kick it and grab a 40 wit DJ Khaled..
Sickamore July 23, 2008 at 10:06 pm
This blog is the best…no, forreal the best…complex the best!
Roc_Representa July 23, 2008 at 10:46 pm
You missed my fav DJ Khaled video. From when he was on rap city and he refused to put “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” in the classic albums paper bag. Lmao. Rap City host: “Does the album go in the bag?” Khaled: “These shades are Gucci”
Metrocard July 23, 2008 at 11:40 pm
This is genius.
DJ Raida July 24, 2008 at 1:06 am
you missed the greatest, and this one beats them ALL combined, DJ Khaled on rap city- the footage is hard to find, i wish i downloaded it while it was up, but it is the ultimate in DJ Khaled, wtf was he thinkin moments, as anyone that has seen it will attest to.
pancakes July 24, 2008 at 1:09 am
i’m waiting for the arab attack to give an acceptance speech at the grammy’s.
Fred Savage July 24, 2008 at 1:36 am
@ DJ Raida:
I remember that Rap City…its the one where Q45 kept asking him about the Young Buck beef and Khaled dodged every question by staring at the camera and saying “I’m about UUUUUUNITY!”/”…But We The Best!” cant find a link but that was hilarious.
stevejobs July 24, 2008 at 1:49 am
DJ Khaled INSPIRES LIVES ‘CAUSE HE DA BESSST!
Right.
This dude should be a reoccurring character on Family Guy.
MrFan July 24, 2008 at 4:30 am
good shit.
im just saying July 24, 2008 at 9:36 am
complex is a bucnh of snobby white boys
King Boston July 24, 2008 at 11:45 am
HAHAHAHAH Khaled just got owned yo I love the fuckin commentary under the video “sounds like hes sellin used stereo equipment” fucking amazing then hes boastin bout a game shot that barely fuckin rimmed im tellin you man that mothafucka could get hyped watchin grass grow he makes collabs with people and then those same peoples enemies its all about cake fuckin fake ass bastard has no principals
MF CORNBREAD July 24, 2008 at 12:06 pm
yall niggas is gays azz fuck..most of yall makeing these cute azz jokes, don,t have the balls khaled to be yourself no matter what, yall jugde to much,,he just being him like god made him , now you go do you and i hope you don,t get hated on for doing u,
INFECTIOUS TROY July 25, 2008 at 4:16 am
SO I GUESS IF WE WERE ALL AS LAID BACK AS SICKAMORE WAS WE’D BE COOL EH?
LOL.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEREEE, BECAUSE TO EACH THEIR OWN !!
YALL SOME HATING, JEALOUS, BITCH AS NIKKAS; WHO POSTED THIS SHIT?
BETTER YET WHO’S ADVISOR WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO LET THIS ROCK?
I MET KHALED IN PERSON, AND DUDE’S ENERGY IS A BLESSING, FROM HIS WORK ETHIC TO HIS COLLABO’S. HE IS AN ENTERTAINER, SO WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU WHEN THAT MEMO GOT SENT OUT?
I BET YOU EVERYONE KNOWS THE NAME OF HIS MUSIC GROUP, RIGHT, SO STOP THAT BULLSHITTTTTT !!
INFECTIOUS TROY July 25, 2008 at 4:19 am
*FYI: BLOGGING IS THE NEW HATING EH…
SMFH.
faceman July 25, 2008 at 7:48 am
DJ Khaled = David Bent of Rap
Des July 25, 2008 at 12:11 pm
What you all need to understand is that Khaled is the best. I’m the best. You the best. Complex is the best. Gmail is the best. The person cleaning the floors at McDonalds is the best. The dude who is reading this is the best. We the best. The best. Best is the Best. I am the best, best.
…best.
Frizzo July 26, 2008 at 1:27 am
Yall a trip, I think the dude is funny. He’s not that annoying. He just reminds me of a superstar that is still a fan of music.
Honest Abe August 1, 2008 at 10:16 am
You know what’s even more annoying? So called in-the-know dickriders who type in ALL CAPS like that will alter someone else’s opinion, since it differs from their own. I love Hip Hop, but as it stands right now 90% of the f****rs in it are pure smelly rotten garbage. I applaud anybody doing their thing legit, but if it’s wack, regardless of how much money you got it’s still wack. You’re still pushing ignorance. Smart is the new gangsta. Go read a f****ng book.
Afi K. James August 1, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Khaled has brought people together, thank god he’s endorsing rappers nas, garcia and joell ortiz, best rappers in hip-hop.
Damien Nottz August 1, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Damn INFECTIOUS TROY I’m sure the editors at Complex met more rap affiliates than you ever did but that don’t mean they won’t shit on them. If there’s materials to talk about, it needs to be addressed.
Is cool you respect this cat, but that don’t mean everybody have to ride on the same wagon as you do.
PS. I didn’t know anything about this dude until I saw these clips. On some real shit I haven’t heard Hip-Hop on the radio for an ill long minute. So the answer to question about a “group” is “I don’t know.”
INFECTIOUS TROY August 4, 2008 at 4:17 am
abe, YOUR NAME GETS LOWERCASED STOOOPID !!
NOTTZ, DO YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU CLAIM BEING “SURE” WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DONE, THAT I “EVER” DID.
SMH. I’M OUT.
GOT A REPLY?
ADDRESS OR SEE ME HOW YOU CHOSE TO.
INFECTIOUS TROY August 4, 2008 at 4:19 am
BETTER YET:
GOOGLE ME FUCKERSZ !!
I AIN’T HARD TO FIND, LOL.
The eye August 5, 2008 at 5:12 am
UM….why the fuck is this ARAB saying “nigga” so frequently…what thefuck is really goin on…I REPEAT…WHHHYYYYY the fuck is dj KHAAALED (non-black) saying “NIGGGAAAA” so damn much!? someone please answer (and dont respond saying “why does ANY ONE say ‘nigger’)
david August 10, 2008 at 8:36 pm
why you crying about it you bitch ass nigga.
fuckall the haters
khaled we global go get it.
This mufucka is all jokes and got you bitch faggots mad.
abe August 17, 2008 at 4:06 pm
to everyone in here who thinks dj khaled is the shit…EAT A DICK!! FUCK ALL YOU BITCH ASS KHALED STANS!
yasmin September 8, 2008 at 9:49 pm
does d.j khaled ever rap by himself..because every time i see him he’s posted up by some other rapper imitating them and waving his hands…
TiK0Ti December 19, 2008 at 5:43 am
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jpeezy August 20, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Best of the Best 5 – Starring DJ Khaled. fuck eric roberts.
Zee November 19, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Mother fuck DJ Khaled he doesn’t do shit and hes annoying as fuck. I hope somebody shoots him