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Jessica Simpson Vs. Country’s Blonde Bombshells

When she first hit the music scene, Jessica Simpson was just another blonde in the sea of teen pop singers. But now that her original competitors are all either on Mommy duty (X-tina) or done for the night (give it up, Brits), Jessica has become the last chick standing. But now she had to go fuck it all up by making the transition to country music, a genre already filled to the brim with attractive blond women.

With the release of her new video “Come On Over,” JS is pitting herself against nubile teen starlets like Taylor Swift. Does she still have what it takes to stand out amongst Nashville’s leading ladies? Check out her competition after the jump…

Carrie Underwood

The multi-platinum American Idol winner was linked to Jessica’s current boyfriend, Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo, from 2006-2007. So the sloppy seconds factor puts Simpson down 0-1 already.

Miranda Lambert

With two Grammy nominees under her belt, this Texas native matches talent with beauty. Her Crazy Ex-Girlfriend album title presents a bit of a red flag for us, but there’s no way she could be as much of a headache as Joe Simpson.

Kellie Pickler

Another American Idol alum, Kellie Pickler is the beauty with the most cred out of the group. With her dad being an alcoholic and drug addict who’s been jailed multiple times, she’s probably one seriously down-ass chick.

Jennifer Nettles

Nettles is best known for lending her vocals to Bon Jovi’s 2006 smash hit “Who Says You Can’t Go Home.” She was recently-divorced and is now living single in Georgia, on the rebound.

Taylor Swift

At 18 years old, Swift is the fresh-meat of the country scene. We know that sounds really sleezy, but we’re just following the law, folks. Plus, she has that free-spirited hippy vibe, so we’re hoping she’s into that whole “free love” business.